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Tess - Jesse Hyttinen

Updated: Apr 21, 2021

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In the world of treespeak, there is a talented individual, a theorist that has gone rogue. Her name is Tess. In her early childhood, Tess showed high interest in mathematics, especially trees. The inspiration came from a book 'Theorist's guide to treespeak', a book that was regarded a curse among those who had a tsm of zero - practically 98% of people.

It did not take long for Tess to singlehandedly master the tree theorem and vertex edge algebra. John, Tess' father, soon took notice of his daughter, and began to train her. In a couple of years while nurturing her talent, John soon realized that his child would ultimately surpass him - not in wisdom, but in the pure art of tree generation. The lack of wisdom would eventually lead Tess to disappointment, though.

A month passed, and she finally won a match against her father. John was relieved: His job was done. There was nothing he could teach her anymore.

But the path for Tess was only about to start. For the Academy of Odd Linguistics had invited her to study treespeak. In the entry exam, Tess was surprised how they already expected her to know the basics of treespeak, even though the studies had not even begun. This is where her arrogance had made her blind; she was so good in tree generation that she thought this alone would make her a strong candidate. Tess failed the test.

This, however, did not stop her. She learned that arrogance could turn out to be fatal to her judgment, and adopted a little more humble personality. Examining treespeak, she noticed how it actually was tree generation, but with a more linguistical aspect. Tess then adapted, and passed.

For three years she studied treespeak and honed her tsm, up to a point where she would be in the top ten percent of theorists. This was actually taken into account when she was granted a high rank as a theorist. But Tess would soon find herself lost in the 'false ideologies' they embraced. This made her eventually to go rogue - and never come back.

I am Jesse Sakari Hyttinen and I will see you in the next post!

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